What the???

"Small Breast an epidemic: claims American plastic surgeon on his general webpage"

I can't believe my eyes when I came across this on the web, well according to the report, there is an alarming numbers of Americans womans suffering from dangerously small breast.

To be honest, this is the 1st time in my life I've come upon dangerously small breast.

Well how dangerous is dangerous?

First of all according to the report:

“Unless they receive immediate cosmetic treatment, millions of women in this country will lose the attention of their male acquaintances completely, and some may never be able to land husbands or, if they are somehow already married, keep their husbands’ interest."

OMG, what does guys in this earth are thinking about???? In my opinion, a successful marriage or a relationship doesn't depends on physical acquaintance, if one does foresees this , such as the idiot who released or printed such a statement like this exactly proved that he is such a superficial person or to be exact a completely brainless moron.

This is a more ridiculous explanation of the danger a small breast carries:

"there are several easily identifiable indications that a woman may be afflicted with Chronic Breast Deficiency, or CBD. These include the inability to fill out tight sweaters, as well as invisibility when in proximity to women who have large breasts. Females with this disorder may also experience a troubling absence of back pain."

Hello ?? are u moron or what? Inability to fill out tight sweater? and troubling absence of back pain??? I don't sees that those with large big boobs have medical condition of back pain, this particular stupid moron plastic surgeon must be so desperate for customer, or he is so in desperate to performed some breast implantation surgery?? Because he sounds like he does suffering from a "chronic lack of customer, and i need to make a public appeal for customers or else I'll starve to death the next day"

Real woman have real curves

Oh yeah right, those are the slogans for those pervades that really like the modified sweat gland of woman which came up with this slogan merely just as an advertising mimics to promote the artificial breast industry and cause more woman to suffer from complication of the surgery itself.

This is when greed cames in:

Here's the result of artificial breast enhancement... Big boobs are the way out? It doesn't really seems so... so small boobs are not bad after all...