Monday, May 11, 2009

Classification of USANA Supplement pills.

I was taking USANA Supplement pills this morning and decided to rearrange the entire series of pills I was taking into this order.

1) The largest and most difficult to swallow pills ---- AO pro and Chelated Minerals. Why the heck the manufacturer want to produce so enormous size of pill. Make my life difficult only!!Traumatize of palate and pharynx.

2) The slightly smaller but not that easy to swallow---- Active Calcium Plus. Equally difficult to swallow and caused many episodes of choking and "nearly- aspiration Syndrome" in me attempting to swallow these evil little pill.

3)The smooth glittering golden-yellow pill----Biomega. Finally one brilliant dude decided to put it in a capsule form. Thank god finally!! To make my miserable swallowing pill life a little easier but he totally ignored the filthy smell of cod liver oil that happens few minutes later after swallowing the pill regurgitating from your esophagus back to your mouth aka Burb!!! That feeling is depressing, so depressing that you feel like commiting suicide just because of that smell!!! Biohazard...beware!!!

4)Medium-small size pill---Gingko-PS. It is easy to swallow but the bitterness of this pill stuck in your mouth will not go away for another hour or two.

5) Heaven sized small pill---Proflavanol. The smallest of all and its my favourite tablet. Without any difficulty , at a go!

SO there goes the most devastating, misereable moment of my life everyday taking these pills. Why I have to do it ? Because these are blardy BLARDY expo and it's too waste to throw when you shift it by air over here in Ukraine!!!!

Stupid scientist, invent a "Swallow-friendly supplement" or I will get water intoxication or hypernatremia or whatsoever complication due to over drinking of water..... just to swallow all these " Swallow- UNFRIENDLY" pills.


P/s: No offense USANA, it's just my personal opinion, and your pills are really good despite the swallowing part.

6 comments:

Draco Argentum said...

......just crush them then... >_< BTW, i usually get the dragee ones..sugar coated.. ^_^

JU and WM said...

Muahahahah...good idea, but always too lazy to do so!

Unknown said...

btw, just take rational, balanced, rich diet food lar

Unknown said...

ei, you eat so 'much' supplements, how come still no difference ah? The Sow doesn't take so much supplements but she has enormous growth le! wahahah. maybe those pills hindered your growth and now i think i know how someone as little as you can make such a big "you-know-what" in the toilet!! wahahah

JU and WM said...

babi lar u... that is because I have good digestive system ok..

siangyi said...

You really take a lotttt of supplements leh...but see how your family cares bout you..I agree with Tan, a well-balanced food helps!