Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Don't ever take Russian flights.

Aeroflot is the world most "suckiest" airlines.

Well, why i said so? Here's the list of reasons.

1) They would not confirm the ticket price till the very last minute and raise the price like freaking high so that you have no choice but to take their flight.
2)They would 1st promise you that you'll have 30 kg of baggage allowance and changes to suit their mood.
3)The entire entertainment set in the whole aircraft was spoilt. So what you can do for a freaking 10 hours? The answer is sleep.
4) The seats are so tight which you would have to bent and squat for 10 hours.
5) They serve tomato juice onboard. Imagine... tomato juice it's just like drinking tomato sauce for your information.
6) There are hell alot of russians onboard which means that they stinks the entire aircraft with damm shit smelly russian smell
7) The air stewardess are ugly , old and fat which let me thinks of pork chop.
8) The air stewardess are rude
9) The calling button on your seat has no use at all.
10) The bread onboard is even harder than stone which you can even throw on someone you dislikes. The victim may faint
11) The toilet is always occupied.

And here's the main point.

You'll get strangle in the so called MOSCOW INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT just because they can't find your luggage while transiting, and will inform you that your luggage has already arrived on the destination TOGETHER WITH THE PLANE YOU SUPPOSED TO BOARD.
and the most frustrating part is the even blamed you and accused you saying that it is your own mistake because you didn't check in in time and the boarding gate is now closed.

As a compensation they give you 11 euro to have lunch in some cafe which looks more like a canteen to me.The food is so freaking expensive and all you can afford is a few pieces of chicken wings and a potato chips. At the end, you have to use credit card to buy a bottle of water just because you are so freaking thirsty and you don't have their local currency.

And just because of their mistake, they downgrade you to a AIRASIA like plane from MOSCOW to SIMFEROPOL while the airfare you are paying is a full basis plane which cost me around RM 3000.

The condition of the plane, need I say more? It is terrible, horrible and vegetable. Oh yea, forget to tell you, you'll have sweets as an appetizer and some uncooked fish on board so that when you touch down at simferopol, they'll make sure the first thing you do is to search for the toilet.

Well, as a conclusion, don't ever take Russian or Ukraine airlines because russians and ukrainians are of the same species, they'll never learn and they'll never grow.

Oh yea, just in case AEROFLOT you want to sue me for a post like that, go ahead, because if you don't I am gonna sue you !!!

1 comment:

Hwai_C said...

wow~~so terrible, miserable, n vegetable journey...