Wednesday, April 29, 2009

A guidebook to Prague for dummies ( Part 1)

This is a post I should make long long time ago.
January 2009, I've been on a trip to Prague with a bunch of 9 other friends.

It's a rather torturing journey from Ukraine to Prague since back then, WIZZ AIR ( the Ukraine one and ONLY budget airline connecting Simferopol to other parts of the world, actually to be exact it isn't even Ukraine company, it is Hungarian airline) is still gamate, blastula, zygote or perhaps in the fertilization process ( sperm swimming towards the ovum??) whatever. This airline company saves many people asses from developing bedsore/ulcer/ necrotic tissue/ischemia........and the list goes on.

Why???

Because from Simferopol You'll need to get a 28 hours train to Lviv ( border of Ukraine) and take an overnight bus to Krakow , Poland to catch a transeuro train to Prague, Czech Republic.
It is a very very tiring journey and it take us freaking TWO days just to arrive. But now with Wizz air, you'll just need few hours and tadaaa... you are dancing in the middle of Wenceslas Square.

Me in the process of developing bed sores
See the guy beside me? He is so misereable because he didn't sleep for 2 days.
On the bus to Poland. Very uncomfortable bus. Don't take that bus or you'll regret!!

Train Station, Lviv.

Finally, we arrived in Prague. And this is us walking cheerfully out of the train station.Very sick of train rides already.
In Prague, you may opt to get the local currency via ATM machine rather than the money changer as they surcharged you 5 % additional for whatever tax and it is really not worth it!!


We stayed in Euro Guesthouse for 21 Usd per night.It is centrally located in Wenceslar square. It is a shopping district and the whole place is full with restaurants , bar, shops and etc. It has it's own kitchen with supple supply of plates but too bad the oven is not functioning.

In Prague, Everywhere is just walking distant. Just walk and enjoy the scenary.There are many tours where you can find around Wenceslar square but I think it is sufficient to get a map and explore the places on your own.

But before that, I've the honoured to drop a "nuclear bomb" in the KFC not far for the place we stayed. sigh, it is just a curse that whenever I go, I'll have to bomb the toilet..... blame the bread I eat in the train lar....

The gang conquering the kitchen.
And me with the breakfast.

Me with the 2 large hotdogs.
Hotdogs here is Prague is considered as a traditional delicacies where you can get along the road. The hotdag not bad but the bread suck to the max!!! It is hard as stone .....

Beware as the vender will try to cheat you with the change as you are not familiar with the large amout of Crown . Just count properly and you'll be safe. RM 1= 50 Crown.

After the so not satisfying breakfast, we make our way to Bone church. It's in the outskirt of Prague and the best way to get there is by train.
Avoid sundays as all public transportation is closed and you'll have to walk all the way for a freaking 14 KM.

Bone church is a church decorated with human skeletons. This is because there was epidemic of Bubonic Plague which killed thousand and millions of people. So many died that there isn't sufficient space to bury them, so the architect was so brilliant enought to think of this idea. To read more, kindly refer to wikipedia.



Us in the train on our way to bone church.

On our way, we meet these bunch of people from Netherland and America.
The skeletone in the bone church.
The whole church is decorated with HUMAN SKELETONES!!
SEE, the chandaleir made of human skeletones. Identify the parts of bone used to made this chandelier. Correct answer will be awarded!
Human cranium aka human skull.
See, all of us waiting for bus. Too bad we were there on the SUNDAY!! no bus at sight...so we walked....
Camwhoring while waiting for bus.

That's the end of 1st day in Prague. More updates soon. Stay tuned!!

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Bra...


Picture adapted from Carol's Blog

This is a "post-sis birthday" post.
According to her blog ...this is what she roughly received.
And the climax of this picture is......


The BRA... tangled on her monitor.




Erm... still short of my pressie...

A panties perhaps? to match the bra...

Dear sis,
you always complain that you don't have bra or your bra "rotten" or bla bla bla...

Now, you have one more extra bra... congrats.

And please on earth stop stealing mine and force it in although the size is too big for you.haha...

Glad that you enjoyed ur birthday.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Happy Birthday Dear Sis!!!

You are 21st today.. Wishing you a very very very very very very very (oklar enough of ver---ies edi lar) HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!


Time flies.. you are 21. 21 ...means that you can :
1) Vote
2) Go in Casino
3) Drink alcohol
4) Watch 18 sx?
5) Errr.... get married?

Remember those times when we are young?
Playing Masak-masak and fight over Barbie dolls..


Now.. you are just a big girl, working your ass out, drinking starbucks and even owning an iphone..... ( detect me here trying to be jealous)

Anyway.... Just wanna wish you happy birthday!!
Enjoy your day ..
and may all your wishes come true...
Have a blast girl...


Picture dated 3000 B.C
p/s:Dear sis, don't destroy my "pillow"

people...see how my little sister has grew into?
A fine pretty young lady.
but she'll always be my little sister forever.

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Easter holiday in Crimea..


This is the long -awaited picture I promised... Spring is simply beautiful.


Monday is holiday...It is orthodox Easter today and everywhere are filled with these:
It's Easter cake.. Taste aren't as good as it looks but worth a try.

Yesterday was "Marketing" day, it is probably the one and only entertainment for most of the students in CSMU, well, not for all but at least for me lahz!
So on our way to the "CENTRAL MARKET" ( it is not like the Pasar Seni in KL, in here you can get everything you need from foodstuff to machinery till furniture and stuff.. aiya I don't know how to describe lar, you can't get this "ALL in one" market in anypart of the world. ), Mr Tan saw this..



and he is drooling. He crave for this every week and this small cup just can't satisfied him. Ok , I craved for this at times but immediate effect of this evil little thing is just too much....simply ..........too much... ( it is even more effective than laxative, and rush your intestinal and colonal contents out within 5 minutes). but no doubt, it tasted heavenly.......


Translation: Milk Cocktail..
where to get? along the roadside on your way to Central Market.

Then I had this for dessert at night.
Homemade Toufufa...
It is so smooth and so sweet, melts in your mouth...perfect dessert after dinner... even better after chilled but equally tasty when served hot....

See it for yourself....

I wonder whether the advertiser will give me revenue for this????
( Dreaming with a big wide smile)

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Opthalmology cycle finally ended.

Yay...finally ended... no need to drag my heavy footsteps walking to the hospital at "pee hours"
of 7.30 am.. ( alright, I know the sun is up by that time but, at least for me it's EARLY ok?)

A fast update of my crappy life here:

1) I am always sleep deprived despite the fact that I slept at 12 am sharp and wake up like 630 am in the morning in addition of at least 2 hours nap every afternoon. I am oversleeping or what? I just wake up with that "sleep deprived feel" Hate that crappy feeling...

2) There is a holiday on monday ( Orthodox Easter) and I am so looking forward to it!!! Necks are long already.

3) Tomorrow I am starting a new cycle- Extreme Therapy aka Medicine in emergency situation

4) 2 months more and I am landing in my motherland once again. Which means exam is around the corner... and what am I up to right here?

5) Did you notice that I blogged 2 blogs continuously with the point form..?! Ignore me..I am just bored...

6) The stupid weather has not get any warmer... and I still did not move my lazy ass jogging... I am turning into a obese woman full with complications..

7) I am waiting for my spring onion to grows. Onions here are so useless that they bloom within a week. What the hell... just produce spring onions lo... see how productive I am.

8) I went to food fest last Saturday and all I managed to get is Indian curry rice..

9) There is an outbreak of chicken pox in Group 530 and 531

10) I am back to Metro... no $$ edi lar... sponsorship anyone??

Mr Tan and his tennis game...even waiting at the bus stop also play!!!...
Oh shit... tomorrow I have to cook dinner edi...

11) I am going to bed.... good night everyone..

Monday, April 06, 2009

Hi peeps....

Hello peeps....it's been a very very very long time since I blog..
"What the heck...onli 1 week mahz..."
"1 week also long wert..."
someone will be start asking:" Next time ah...when you old.. will you get schizophrenia, you always talking to yourself lah!!"

then....giggling here and there...

oklah.. I cut the crap...

Few updates of my life:

1) I bought new curtain for my room. but... the lady who sell me the curtain is so dumb enough to cut my curtain CROOKED!!! it is so crooked in a way that you may need to tilt your head 45 degrees to view it straight resulting my poor thing window having hiatus here and there...
sigh... UKRAINIANS are dumb- a**** , this is a undeniable fact...

2) Spring finally arrived.. with abundance of sunshine and flowers blooming here and there... will catch the picture soon enough when I am free!!

3) I finished CID cycle and started ophthalmology cycle.* yawning and going to fall asleep*

4) My cornflakes cookies aka "munch y monster cookies " ( it's the name for the cookies lar) is a success...*pats on the self*

5) oh yea... last but not least... "Ah ma" here actually stayed inside the lift... she has a little corner of hers...how wonderful... the lift lady.. structural but not functional.

See??...I am not kidding..